"You Make Me Tender" | Sarcastic Sweatshirt Classic Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt

• "You make me feel tender. Mondays lower my standards."

  For those who tolerate even the unbearable on Mondays.

  The other days? Zero tolerance. But on Mondays, you're vulnerable. And they take advantage.

  💊 Who it's for:

  • Those who are a different person on Mondays (nicer, unfortunately)
  • Those who regret being too kind on Tuesdays
  • Those who know that "tender" is the highest compliment they'll give
  • Those who return to being ruthless from Tuesday onwards

  🎯 Features:

  • Ideal for surviving Mondays
  • Permanent print (like your sarcasm)
  • Comfort level: Monday morning

  ⚡ Limited edition: Like your patience from Tuesday onwards.

  Wear it. And remember: tomorrow you'll be mean again.

• A heavy blend sweatshirt. Made with a soft blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester.
• Features air-jet spun yarn for a softer feel and reduced pilling.
• Double-needle stitching at shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband and cuffs.
• 1x1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery.
• Classic for everyday comfort.  
• The Philosophy of Lepilloledicmela: Cynicism, Irony and Truth
  
  
  If we can't say things out loud, we print them. 
  Every Lepilloledicmela garment comes from a real experience, from a striking thought that deserves to be shared with a touch of cynicism, irony and humor.
  
  
  This sweatshirt is not just an item of clothing: it's your way of giving voice to that thought in your head, transforming it into a unique style statement.
  
  
  
  
  
  
  Technical Details and Quality (Why It's Worth the Price)
  
  
  We know quality is important. That's why we collaborate with Gelato to offer you a durable and comfortable product, printed with the best technology.
  
  
  Model: Classic unisex crewneck sweatshirt | Gildan® 18000
  Material: 50% Cotton, 50% Polyester – Soft, warm and durable.
  Print: DTG (Direct-to-Garment) Technology – The print is absorbed directly by the fabric, ensuring vivid colors and superior wash resistance.
  Fit: Classic unisex fit. We recommend consulting the size guide for the perfect fit.
  Color: Choose from different variations.
  
  
  Washing Instructions:
  To keep the print perfect, wash the garment inside out in cold water (max 30°C) and do not iron directly on the print.
  
  
  
  
  Unique Product, Made for You:
  As a **Print-on-Demand** product, your sweatshirt is created specifically after your order. This guarantees uniqueness and reduces waste.
  
  
  Production Times: 3-7 business days.
  Shipping Times: 3-5 business days (Italy).
  Returns: We only accept returns in case of manufacturing defects or shipping damage (as specified in our Refund Policy).
  
  
  Buy now and wear your truth!

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