"You make me feel tender" | Sarcastic Sweatshirt Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt

• "You make me soft. Mondays lower my standards."

  For those who, on Mondays, even tolerate the unbearable.

  Other days? Zero tolerance. But on Mondays, you're vulnerable. And they take advantage.

  💊 Who it's for:

  • Those who are a different person on Mondays (nicer, unfortunately)
  • Those who regret being too kind on Tuesdays
  • Those who know "soft" is the highest compliment they'll give
  • Those who become ruthless again from Tuesday onwards

  🎯 Features:

  • Ideal for surviving Mondays
  • Permanent print (like your sarcasm)
  • Comfort level: Monday morning

  ⚡ Limited edition: Like your patience from Tuesday onwards.

  Wear it. And remember: tomorrow you're back to being mean.

• This heavy cotton t-shirt is a solid, durable product with a classic fit. One of our most popular items, it has a relaxed style designed for casual wear.

  • Seamless double-needle collar
  • Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems
  • Taped neck and shoulders for added durability

  Fabrication: Solid colors are 100% cotton (preshrunk jersey knit); Ash Grey is 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester; Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester; Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester.

• Classic for everyday comfort.
• The Philosophy of Lepilloledicmela: Cynicism, Irony, and Truth
  
  
  If we can't say things out loud, we print them.
  Every Lepilloledicmela garment is born from a true experience, from a lightning-fast thought that deserves to be shared with a touch of cynicism, irony, and friendliness.
  
  
  This is not just a piece of clothing: it's your way of giving voice to that thought buzzing in your head, transforming it into a unique style statement.
  
  
  Technical Details and Quality (Why It's Worth the Price)
  
  
  We know quality is important. That's why we collaborate with Gelato to offer you a durable and comfortable product, printed with the best technology.
  
  
  Print: DTG (Direct-to-Garment) Technology – The print is absorbed directly by the fabric, ensuring vivid colors and superior wash resistance.
  Fit: Classic unisex fit. We recommend consulting the size guide for the perfect fit.
  Color: Choose from different variations.
  
  
  Washing Instructions:
  To keep the print perfect, wash the garment inside out in cold water (max 30°C) and do not iron directly on the print.
  
  
  Unique Product, Made for You:
  As a **Print-on-Demand** product, your hoodie is created specifically after your order. This guarantees uniqueness and reduces waste.
  
  
  Production Time: 3-7 business days.
  Shipping Time: 3-5 business days (Italy).
  Returns: We only accept returns in case of manufacturing defects or shipping damage (as specified in our Refund Policy).
  
  
  Buy now and wear your truth!

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